Useless knowledge - #4

The last time American Green cards were actually green was 1964.

Useless knowledge - #3

Mario, of Super Mario Bros. fame, appeared in the 1981 arcade game, Donkey Kong. His original name was Jumpman, but was changed to Mario to honor the Nintendo of America's landlord, Mario Segali.



It's me.....Mario!

Useless knowledge - #2

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.

Useless knowledge - #1

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

As seen on TV!

While flipping thru the channels on tv, I notice there were several paid programming shows on. The names of the shows were:

Ultimate Edge - Tony Robbins
Total Gym
Get Youthful Looking Skin
Rock Hard Abs
Food Lovers for Life - How to eat lean
Relieve Back Pain
Get Gorgeous, Luscious Hair
Magical New Slimming Jeans! (I ordered two pairs).
Maximize Brain Power
End Obsessive Worry (which made me worry that I was obsessing over these shows).
Supermodel Skin Secrets
Ultimate Home Gym
and
Shop Erotic

This got me thinking: The world must be full of insecure, fat, overeating, in pain, balding, fat jean wearing, stupid, obsessive, acne faced, lazy whores.

The Climb

I know this is a 12 year old girls song by Hannah Montana, but I seriously love it. I love to sing it loud with the radio on.



I can almost see it
That dream I’m dreaming but
There’s a voice inside my head sayin,
You’ll never reach it,
Every step I’m taking,
Every move I make feels
Lost with no direction
My faith is shaking but I
Got to keep tryin
Got to keep my head held high

There’s always going to be another mountain
I’m always going to want to make it move
theres always going to be an uphill battle,
Sometimes I'm going to have to lose,
Ain’t about how fast I get there,
Ain’t about what’s waiting on the other side
It’s the climb

The struggles I’m facing,
The chances I’m taking
Sometimes they might knock me down but
No I’m not breaking
I may not know it
But these are the moments that
I’m going to remember most yeah
Just got to keep going
And I,
I got to be strong
Just keep pushing on,
cause

There’s always going to be another mountain
I’m always going to want to make it move
Always going to be an uphill battle,
Sometimes I'm going to have to lose,
Ain’t about how fast I get there,
Ain’t about what’s waiting on the other side
It’s the climb

Keep on moving
Keep climbing
Keep the faith baby
It’s all about
The climb
Keep the faith

I'm a little bit country........

Last night I was watching TV and for some reason it was on CMT. It's a country channel. I think Logan and his friends were watching "My Big Redneck Wedding", which was quite funny. After that show was over, a show called CMT 40 Sexiest Videos came on. This was the first one I saw:



Two things came to mind. 1. WTF? Jon, what the heck are you doing? 2. Lucky LeAnn. I want to make out with Jon in the middle of the street on a bed.

But then, the next 7 or 8 videos were filled with smokin' hot men. I mean, really cute, sexy, country like men. The videos were quite erotic.

I think I may start listening to country.

Here's the list: Watch a couple of them. You might go country too.

40 Maria (Shut Up and Kiss Me) Willie Nelson
39 Never Love You Enough Chely Wright
38 Romeo Dolly Parton
37 Passenger Seat SHeDAISY
36 Let Me Touch You for Awhile Alison Krauss
35 The First Cut Is the Deepest Sheryl Crow
34 Just Let Me Be in Love Tracy Byrd
33 There's No Limit Deana Carter
32 Songs About Rain Gary Allan
31 I Got a Feelin' Billy Currington
30 The Way You Love Me Faith Hill
29 I Always Liked That Best Cyndi Thomson
28 Little Sister Dwight Yoakam
27 Bring on the Rain Jo Dee Messina
26 Man of Me Gary Allan
25 Life Goes On LeAnn Rimes
24 Something in Red Lorrie Morgan
23 Strawberry Wine Deana Carter
22 Ain't Nothing 'Bout You Brooks & Dunn
21 Carrying Your Love with Me George Strait
20 Chrome Trace Adkins
19 No Mercy Ty Herndon
18 The One Gary Allan
17 Remember When Alan Jackson
16 Who's Your Daddy? Toby Keith
15 It's Your Love Tim McGraw
14 Big Star Kenny Chesney
13 I Could Not Ask for More Sara Evans
12 The Cowboy in Me Tim McGraw
11 Forever and for Always Shania Twain
10 Let's Make Love Tim McGraw
09 Somebody Like You Keith Urban
08 You Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This Toby Keith
07 Hot Mama Trace Adkins
06 Man! I Feel Like a Woman! Shania Twain
05 Breathe Faith Hill
04 She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy Kenny Chesney
03 I Melt Rascal Flatts
02 You're Still the One Shania Twain
01 Raining on Sunday Keith Urban