Dear Laura Bush,
I am appalled and ashamed of you. At a time when America is so far in debt, people are losing their houses, jobs, and the government is spending billions to bail out banks and basically scraping by to make it, that you would go out, or maybe have someone come to your house, and spend $485,000 on china. I can't even imagine why or how you got up enough nerve to even suggest that new china was needed. Obviously you have not been affected by the economic downfall over the past two years while living the life of luxury in the White House, that I assume you don't pay a monthly mortgage on.
I can only imagine how much the old china in the white house needed to be replaced. I am sure there are several that have been broken and scratched by the hoodlums that run ragged through your dining area. Have you ever seen my china? Oh, wait, I don't have any. How about my everyday dishes? Yeah, they were my nana's from TG&Y in 1970 and yet, our food somehow still stays on the plate while eating. How many times has the old china been eaten off of? Once, Twice? And where is the china that Hillary bought, or that Nancy bought? Did you have a garage sale and use the proceeds to pay for the new china? I hope too, that for that $485,000 you got 4,850 place settings.
I believe it is said to be a gift for the Obamas. I'm pretty sure with those two little girls of theirs that eating off of a paper plate or even out of the McDonalds bag would be fine by them. I can't imagine one of the girls requesting that their chicken McNuggets be served on the new china from you.
This being said, I hope that this china bring great satisfaction to you, the Obamas and whomever else is lucky enough to eat off of it. I and the rest of the taxpayers in the world, would appreciate a thank you note from you also, as I am sure, most of the money spent was paid out of our taxes.
You are no different that Saddam Hussein having solid gold toilets when the rest of his city is peeing in the dirt.
Bitterly upset,
Gina Vistaunet
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3 comments:
Good one. I agree. Absolutely ridiculous.
There's only one mistake. I am pretty sure that Nana's dishes did not come from TG &Y...I think they came from Zody's or Akron. Maybe Two Guys or White Front.
Life is pretty unfair. But it still beats the hell out of the alternative.
:)
Yikes... I'm right there with ya sister. Where doesn't the insanity stop???
A great letter...hope you mailed it...well, maybe not...you may have secret agents hanging out in front of your house...
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