As seen on TV!

While flipping thru the channels on tv, I notice there were several paid programming shows on. The names of the shows were:

Ultimate Edge - Tony Robbins
Total Gym
Get Youthful Looking Skin
Rock Hard Abs
Food Lovers for Life - How to eat lean
Relieve Back Pain
Get Gorgeous, Luscious Hair
Magical New Slimming Jeans! (I ordered two pairs).
Maximize Brain Power
End Obsessive Worry (which made me worry that I was obsessing over these shows).
Supermodel Skin Secrets
Ultimate Home Gym
and
Shop Erotic

This got me thinking: The world must be full of insecure, fat, overeating, in pain, balding, fat jean wearing, stupid, obsessive, acne faced, lazy whores.